Here's one of the items I was quite happy to see:
Diary of a Penguin
Today Mom ate dinner and then fed it to us. I’m worried about school tomorrow. I might get mocked because I have no lips.
Great news! No penguins have lips.
Today I got teased by a puffin who said I couldn’t fly. Tomorrow I’ll show him.
I hate that puffin!
Today the cafeteria ran out of regurgitated food, so I just got fish. I’m glad I did that.
It was Saturday today and I told my mom I wasn’t hungry. Then I jumped in the water and got some fish. They swim slow.