Slush

This really is too funny.  Sidebar from Editorial Anonymous, a blog where you can find all manner of useful tips from an unnamed children's book editor.

THINGS NOT TO SEND IN SLUSH EVER AGAIN

• flashlights
• shoe shine kits
• dead bugs
• photos of you
• photos of you dressed in formalwear
• photos of you dressed in your Halloween costume
• photos of you not dressed
• glitter
• confetti
• glitter confetti (I'm serious)
• dolls, handmade or otherwise
• dolls, especially not santa dinos
• tea, coffee, hot chocolate
• seed packets
• money
• dental x-rays
• farting handpuppets (mini whoopee cushion)
• woolen stockings full of jellybeans
• crates of tangerines
• contraceptives
• fake contraceptives